Kim Kardashian’s regrets her break up…

Kim Kardashian was reportedly outraged this week when she realised there would be a celebrity reality TV format that she couldn’t star in.

Friends and other highly paid hangers on rallied around the rounded rear reality socialite to look at potential husbands.

Producers of Celebrity Wife Swap have given Ms Kardashian until spring to get hitched with a view to include her in an Easter special.

Front runner to join the Kardashian empire is Kanye West, with the hope he will change his name to Kanye Kardashian and help promote brand Kardashian.

Kim Kardashian’s romance.

Kim Kardashian’s romance with Kris Humphries is over after announcing their divorce after just 72 days of marriage.

Now many commentators look on this as just a publicity stunt to shore up dodgy ratings and promote brand Kardashian…

However others speculate that Kim came to the realisation that even though she had married a giant not even he could make her ass look any smaller.

…irreconcilable differences right there.