Dolly Parton arrested

In shocking fake celebrity news Dolly Parton has been arrested over the death of Whitney Houston.

Attention turned to the pint sized Barbie wanna-be once police realised that the death of Whitney would likely net Ms Parton millions of dollars in royalty checks.

Dolly penned ‘I Will Always Love You’ back in 1973, before it was covered by Houston two decades later for The Bodyguard.

As Dolly, 66, owns the song, she stands to earn a significant amount of money as the No.1 hit is expected to top the download charts.

Police sources were quoted as saying

“It’s all about the money, money money… once you find who has most to gain you normally have your culprit”

It is thought that Ms Parton needs the money to fund research into human cloning and brain transplantation after her efforts to halt the ageing process have reached the limits of plastic surgery and decency.