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No offence was intended Dezmond…it was more a satirical take on how western media essentially apply the same lazy stereotypes to all Muslim countries. With the idea being to contrast the western authority figure denying claims of zombification…against the more rational revulsion over cannibalism…
IF the victim is still alive in the hospital and this is caused by a zombie pandemic then the next news will involve a whole hospital full of them. Hospital of the Dead!!
People should lay off chicken and consume geese instead of shooting them off for disrupting flight traffic. Or go vegetarians, there are lot of dishes and recipes possible.
Germans started genocide, they started cannibalism now it has extended to Florida.
Zombie is dead feeding on living, whole different concept.
And about that holiday request, even in Chicago for that autistic case, the police officers were sent on paid vacation, new tactic followed by police dept, if they want to evade responsibility go on vacation. I wish I could do that, in my job they would cancel the vacation if customers cant find demo button on their screen.
There is this German T.V. programme…which we didn't watch, about these two students that had made a pact to eat a part of each other. It was their calf or thigh, part of them that they wouldn't miss. This is True!
{Got my Zombie Survival kit ready anyway, just in case!}
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I am so afraid to click on the link G….very afraid. How have I not heard this story yet?
The zombie apocalypse is coming! Everyone grab your zombie survival guide.
Hey it gets worse, the Z-Virus is in Uganda.
Zombies are everywhere, just remember zombie feet.
I remember the uproar on the internet yesterday because of this, but lets just keep zombies in video games/entertainment…okay?
Ohhh god why? Why? Why?
zombies should stay in books and videos and games 😉 i agree.
i dont mind vampires.
Does that mean George Romero was an uncredited producer on Silence Of The Lambs?
The more I think about this, the more I think the man WAS a zombie.
Holy shit, that is really nasty. It took a dozen shots before he got off. Damn, if there is a Zombie apocalypse coming, it's probably due to drugs.
Yeah, there's been some pretty weird stuff going on in Miami recently. Could just be a dude on PCP though, happens quite often.
I was hoping it was zombies!
I think saying "Islamistan" is a bit offensive from your side, G….
No offence was intended Dezmond…it was more a satirical take on how western media essentially apply the same lazy stereotypes to all Muslim countries. With the idea being to contrast the western authority figure denying claims of zombification…against the more rational revulsion over cannibalism…
IF the victim is still alive in the hospital and this is caused by a zombie pandemic then the next news will involve a whole hospital full of them. Hospital of the Dead!!
People should lay off chicken and consume geese instead of shooting them off for disrupting flight traffic. Or go vegetarians, there are lot of dishes and recipes possible.
Germans started genocide, they started cannibalism now it has extended to Florida.
Zombie is dead feeding on living, whole different concept.
And about that holiday request, even in Chicago for that autistic case, the police officers were sent on paid vacation, new tactic followed by police dept, if they want to evade responsibility go on vacation. I wish I could do that, in my job they would cancel the vacation if customers cant find demo button on their screen.
this explains all the facebook posts about zombies today. thank you good sir for clearing it all up.
There is this German T.V. programme…which we didn't watch, about these two students that had made a pact to eat a part of each other.
It was their calf or thigh, part of them that they wouldn't miss.
This is True!
{Got my Zombie Survival kit ready anyway, just in case!}
My sources tell me "the face has the best source of protein"
Sincerely,
Guy who knows way to much about food!!
oh zombie lets run lol
that is fucked up.
I was hoping that the zombie apocolypse would be more like the movies.
I gave you an award at my blog!
Oh, sweet lord! 🙂
I saw the news piece on this story. Scary as hell. That dude was effed up.
I heard about this! Crazy stuff.
havent heard about this but i am still hoping for a zombie apocalypse one day ^^°