I almost feel bad for that bastard billionaire.
How could you feel bad for someone who could buy anything he wants? If anything, you should hate him for being too successful.
Oh Chan lady. Good for him. 🙂
This guy who breached Harvard's security and violated privacy of all girls and rated them, is a billionaire and the other guy who posted about his roommate is sentenced even without uploading anything or recording anything on bias charges.
America – Land of contradictions. 🙁
LOL oh god why, I'm never getting married.
I think we can all agree that Mark Zuckerberg is probably the most evil man alive. He had that title before Bin Laden, Gadaffi, and even Saddam were killed too.
I don't care as long as I don't have to marry him . . . or anyone else.
Damn, good one!
if only Zuckerberg didnt have all that money ….
Haha, must be weird for them to see, everyone thinks the only reason she married him is because of the money.
hahahah nice one
I love that your posts make me laugh AND give me something to google for the rest of the day. I hope he got a pre-nup..
When will it ever be my turn to marry a billionaire!
She'll kill Zuckerberg in his sleep, blame it on the butler, and run away with the billions.
She is scary looking, all I can hear is pre-nup!
it's a bit offensive calling her a mail order bride just because she's not Caucasian 🙁
lol wat. worlds richest person marries a fat male looking asian?
so he married? – welcome to the backside of moon, i didnt hear about this one ^^
Angry said it right – pre nup!!
I hope the marrage lasts forever!
Y'know, I actually have some hate for Zuckerberg. All those privacy issues, and he fuckin' got away with it too.
Plus he just looks like a douche. So did Tom on Maispice though, so I reckon I just hate them both equally.
Great satire. 🙂
LMAO!!! Did you hear he lost 2 billion dollars yesterday?
I have a lot of respect for him. I don't believe in any of those rumors.
proper job? yeah right.
yea hes not the best business man but being worth well over a billion I think any woman in the world would pretend to love this guy
He is cool guy. He achieved much more than most of us will. Good for him!
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