Small Pox, polio, measles…all have been tackled by modern medical science and all roundly beaten. But some diseases remain a blight on society with the most destructive and debilitating being the curse of celebrity.
…but there is hope.
Although a full cure remains a distant dream scientists in Canada have managed to replicate the condition in laboratory conditions on normal members of the public.
In their seminal trial 100 people were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period.
The results were startling, mirroring the behaviour and attitudes of many modern celebs.
It was observed that the subjects:
– talked excessively without making any sense
– became overly emotional
– couldn’t drive
– failed to think rationally
– argued over nothing
– refused to apologize when wrong.
The hope is that now the condition can be temporarily replicated a more complete understanding can be developed.