That is six kinds of awesome there on that safe!
give it back? who does that these days?
Apple likes to hoard money…those share holders must be very happy right now.
They could spend it to KONY 2012 to support worldwide on-the-street wankage
It seems to be missing touch pads, a camera, and something that says iVault.
Good one, Mark!
Heh, indeed, iVault would fit in here nicely!
Apple employees are money hoarders.
I'll take some too if no one wants it.
Do i get any?. I have two shares in Sainsburys. That gets me about 20p a year. I keep telling them, put the money toward buying a new share, but they always send me the cheque!!!.
My math says that a $2.65 dividend on a stock valued at more than $600 is basically nothing. At least I won't be rushing to buy shares to cash in on this payout.
As always, too funny!
Yeah, they've gone completely bonkers with this one. Why not do something cool with it? They could feed the entire world for more than a week, and yet they keep hoarding all their money like "hurr durr" and then they flip shit and buy back their shares.
Haha that one is awesome!
lol very full, nice one
That picture, speaks volumes. So true..
I heard this in the news, it's unbelieveble that only now they give some money to the shareholders.
I want money.
haha so true!
Pffft, that vault isn't minimalist enough!
What kind of overpaid hipster would ever put money in a vault like THAT?
Plus the share holders need to be louder, if'n ya ask me. It's like Apple purposefully went and got the only shareholders who WOULDN'T ride on their business, y'know?
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