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In the ongoing quest to find a practical use for socialites and celebrities UN Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon has spoken out.Since becoming the head of the United Nations Ban Ki-Moon has overseen a doubling in the number of celebrity UN Goodwill Ambassadors.
“Yes there may be more qualified people about but ultimately, at the end of the day, when all said and done, if one of these celebrities gets eaten in a famine zone then….meh!”
LOL I agree with that, meh indeed, let em get eaten. But then half of them are plastic anyway, so not sure there is much meat on them to eat.
The dude knows just how I feel.
I remember when some celebrities volunteered to be "human shields" as a protest to attempt to avert a looming war with Iraq…and Saddam wanted to take them up on their offer. Well, I think if say, for example, a celebrity like Justin Bieber was shot or eaten, it might get some headlines in the short run, but in the long run Bieber's effort would be forgotten. After all, we forgot Keith Partridge and he was not even eaten by anyone. Yes, if this were to happen in actuality, Justin Bieber would just end up on the trash heap of forgotten history, and Selena Gomez would marry one of the Jonas brothers.
hmm, practical use for socialites and celebrities, ya say? and they are willing? hmmm
i suppose, but that angelina jolie's got no meat on her bones
Comic with an agenda. 🙂
They're just dying to use whatever method to brainwash the public.
I like it.
Love,
Janie
Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet star was begged to become a celebrity UN Goodwill Ambassador. However, after a slight paws, she declined.
Nice to see you have passed the 100 mark in 'followers'. I hate the usage of the word, 'followers'. 'Disciples, adoring fans, maybe.
If they can land a man on the Nevada desert…what next the Ban Ki-Moon?
Good one. What is the point of UN anyway? How many wars they have prevented? How many warcrimes have been brought to light? How many tyrants have been punished? Ban Ki-Moon is just a rubberstamp.
kinda funny
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Y'know, there's two types of socialites/celebrities in my view. Those who are annoying, insufferable prats who deserve to be eaten by the very causes they're erroneously championing…
And those who do so without fanfare, with honest desire to change a bad situation in their hearts. Sure, information may be leaked, but it's not like they're all trumped up for the red carpet, calling international media to their damned selves…
No, they just get dirty, get the job done, and do so without being annoying. And if word gets out and they DO get noticed, then they still shrug it off, y'know?
At least that's the route I'd go. Let it be seen on a wikipedia or some shit that I did something, or after the fact. Drawing attention to yourself and your cause and doing so purposefully only makes you look like a U2's Bono sized douchemonger.
hahaha that's right i agree
Can we please sign up the Kardashians for somewhere fucking awful?
If only this could happen in real life. The world would be a better place.
Anyone that ate Lohan would certainly need rehab.
no harm done, it's true. I have Madonna in mind.
Awesome as usual!
yeah there be some truth to that.
brilliant bastards lol
This, this is my favorite image that you've ever made.
Saved and will be used in the future to mock people on Facebook.
You can always just forcefully tattoo their butt with your brand in case a sex tape ever leaks out.
That would be awesome.
I saw an interview with George Clooney the other day and as his "title" it had:
Actor/Activist
*eye roll*
Nothing of value was lost….
This is smart!
update 🙂