It’s all over now Baby Blue.

Beyonce and Jay-Z released pictures of their new daughter this week.

Celebrity babies come round so rarely that the birth of Blue Ivy Carter has been seen as the dawning of a new age.

Already she has become the youngest person to release a chart topping song and high profile rehab clinics have been booked for her 12th 13th 14th 15th & 16th Birthdays.

A BIC cult has already sprung up heralding her arrival as a divine act

Although the $1.3 million floor of New York’s Lenox Hill hospital is far away from a stable and over zealous Security Teams far removed from visiting Shepherds the little tike is being showers with gifts. Instead of gold, frankincense and myrrh the modern messiah has already been given $1.5 million of nursery furniture including a $20,000 solid gold rocking horse.

Blue is already Earth’s “smallest diva” and fans are expectantly waiting for her first miracle.

19 thoughts on “It’s all over now Baby Blue.

  1. I really have no idea who any of the people mentioned in this post are. i am aware of their names, but couldnt pick them out of a line up. im assuming at least one of them is a rapper of some sort. might be the baby.

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