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Rumours are circulating this week that Mark Zuckerburg is planning to enter the 2012 presidential election race.
Zuck has has started the process of floating Facebook as a publicly-listed company raising between $75bn and $100bn. Which has led to questions about what the ginger 27 year old plans to do with all this cash.
From his desert island hideaway he gave this quote…
“Well I did think about going into music and being the next Michael Jackson…but you know being 27 ain’t a good age for Rock and Roll stardom…so I was looking around and saw some cats posting about Mitt Romney. Then I thought…dude I’ve got more cash than you, and I pay my taxes…plus I know all the crazy shit that goes viral and what all those soccer moms want…
…so maybe its time for the first true ginger president yo yo yo!!!”
oh my god.. if president? please…..
without "if" xD
Hahaha yeah, no 😛
God help us if that annoying little troll actually stands a chance of being elected.
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Dear God no I could see him being able to win. I hope he's too late to enter. Just so there is no actual chance of him being able to enter. Then in four years time when we're doing this again, he'll be old enough for the rock and roll lifestyle.
LOL if he were to ever seriously get elected, be a sad sad day
I'd kill myself.
I think you have to be 35 to even be considered for president. That guy has a lot of growing up to do…
Is this you posting fake news, or Zuckerberg being a total idiot?
You have to be 35 to run. Zuckerberg is just bored and saying whatever comes into his mind. He's so rich and can say stupid shite and get away with it. I wish I had that kind of money.
Time to unfriend and block america…
That would be really funny!
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is he still killing eveyrthing he eats? or was that last years thing
Well he wouldn't be too much worse than the candidates we have to vote on.
There has never been a red-haired president … that we know of. Maybe they used Clairol.
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That would be horrible!
Don't you have to be at least 35 to run for president? we're safe a few more terms.
While I thought that ANYTHING would be better than Obama and this liberal commies, I must say that Zuckerberg (a Jew) is a much worse candidate for presidency. I would rather have Ron Paul! Well, maybe not Paul…
If you thought that your personal liberty was under attack because of the Patriot Act, just wait to see what happens if this actually came to pass.
Oh man. There is no way this could happen. He doesn't have political experience!
He'll make the govt change so much the white house'll become black (no racist).
Plus he doesn't even need the FBI to tell him jack shit. Information is practically at his fingertips. This guy will make the best president ever, with the inclusion of the thought police, we can truly have a safer America!
Give me the money, I could use some of that.
I would not vote for Obama or this guy
I just realized this is satire. Duh.
I like Jesse Eisenberg better because he can code AND kill zombies. Zuckerberg just codes. I say we switch them in the night.
and then everyone would be required to have a facebook. lol
It's sad that we're probably not even that far from this.
Zuckeeberg annoys me, someone start a rival facebook!
this would be the most amazing train wreck to watch