…and the Oscar for best Marine goes to…

Troops in Afghanistan are being warned to be careful where they urinate after some un-named soldiers starred in the latest blockbusting Taliban recruitment film.
The pentagon has issued a statement saying “…these guys were just trying to win hearts and minds by helping a local Afghan with his filming project…some of our technicians even helped show him how to add special effects to the movie – and you have to admit the end result is great and really looks like they’re pissing on people”
The Taliban then responded by saying how jolly helpful the Marines had been and how it makes a refreshing change to fight against an enemy that does so much to help keep their cause alive, unlike those pesky Russians.


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