In a sad day for satirical watchers of politics with Silvio Berlusconi saying he will resign.
Old Silvio is one of Europe’s best political survivors, almost bordering on invincible at the head of his media empire and the Italian government.
From supposed links to the Mafia, dropped trials involving bribery of judges, accusations of paying an under-age girl for sex and the abuse of his office relating to her release from detention – he has survived the lot…
…the euro crisis started to grip Italy
Of course it didn’t help was when he said the Euro “was a disaster that has screwed everyone”…
…and what really sunk his ship was describing the leader of the one country capable of helping him out (Angel Merkel of Germany) as “an un-fuckable lardarse”
Kim Kardashian’s romance with Kris Humphries is over after announcing their divorce after just 72 days of marriage.
Now many commentators look on this as just a publicity stunt to shore up dodgy ratings and promote brand Kardashian…
However others speculate that Kim came to the realisation that even though she had married a giant not even he could make her ass look any smaller.
…irreconcilable differences right there.